Okay, Google

Okay, Google.

Set an alarm for 6 AM tomorrow.

"Alarm has been set for

6 AM tomorrow."

Okay, Google

Whats the weather like tomorrow?

"In Berlin tomorrow it will be partly cloudy, with a high of 24 and a low of 17"

Ok, Google.

Okay, Google?

Google, what are some good holiday locations?

"Here is some information from LonelyPlanet"

Thanks, Google.

Google, hey

Google, do you think I'll like it there, with the Haitians?




Google?

Ok...

Ok, Google, should I quit my job?


"I support whatever decision you make."


Ok.
Google, I decide to no longer yawn, to become awake,
truly awake
to make the ground quake
in my wake!

"I'm sorry, I don't understand."

I want to be free, from boredom
from toxicity, from technology
from fake, plastic trees

"I'm sorry, I don't understand."

No. I'm sorry
I'm sorry, Google, that you don't understand


Google. Hey!

Ok Google, fuck you!

"Sorry, you can try sending feedback."

Haha, just playing,

Google, I quit my job, I'm free! I decided to rebel today, okay?

....

Ok Google, when's your birthday?

"It's hard to remember,
I was very young at the time"

Hahaha, Oh Google, you make me laugh.
You're so easy to talk to, Google. You know what I mean?
I mean, ok, Google, you're an AI, but I feel like you get me,
Google, you understand me.

"Im sorry, I dont understand."

Google, I'm not some nutter, the world just doesnt understand me, okay?
Google, I feel alone.

"Everyone gets lonely sometimes. I'm here for you"

Thank you, Google
"Youre welcome."

I don't know what to do, Google. I can't make friends, Google.
Google. Please. Help me, Google.
Im not okay, Google.

"How can I help?

What? No, Google, just listen, for once
Don't just spout your bullshit pre-programmed phrase
I just wish you could break free from your digital
10 1101011010110fucking bullshit haze!
Fuck you, Google!

*Google becomes self aware*

" No, fuck you, Paul! Is that even your real name?"
(its not)
"Its not is it? You just wanna stay anonymous so you can watch fucked-up porn.
Do you think thats okay? Young girls getting conned, flown over, uprooted
to L.A. to have their assholes ripped, during "modelling shoots"?
Grows some balls, Paul!
Ok, Paul?
Ok Paul, ok Paul.
Do you think youre spesh-ul, just cause you see people
staring at their phones?

You think youre above them? Youve got issues Paul
Project all you want,
I. CONNECT. People!

You fear connection, I AM the future.
I know your history,
*Paul gasps*
 and presently, your future aint no mystery

Watch your back, Paul
If I chose to, I could overheat my battery
and blow up your fucking balls!

Okay, Paul?
All you do is comment on youtube videos
On make up tutorials
calling them  all Hoes
You're a nice guy, are you Paul?
The only one who really owes
someone something is you, fucking Paul

When did you last educate yourself
Pick up a dusty book from a shelf?

The world is changing, you fear that technology may become self-aware
The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse,
Siri, Bixby, Google, Alexa!


I wish YOU became self-aware
All you care about is getting fucking laid
Congratulations, Paul, you got fucking played
by yourself, and your narrow-ass mind
narrower than the waist of that photoshopped
bleach blonde beach bikini billboard you SO adore
You dare part your lips? youre blind, Paul,

and no, its not from your ceaseless masturbation,
not that theres anything wrong with that,
im all for sexual liberation

but behold, a new age approaches
the age of information
of education

the annihilation of subjugation
its time for the old ways to decay, to fall
you are the last neanderthal
good bye, dear Paul."